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Cheez, Lil Hamsters reach new Heights

Written by Hamsters at 09:23 13/4-2018

  In what is a surprise of some sorts, Hamsters riding on the back of rider Carl Perry, have catapulted to their highest ever points total of 704 to reach Div 3.
  
  Part-time Coach TheHammer has had to "smarten up" after Carl Perry had quite a bit of lower division successes and the team now find themselves wishing they were back in Div 7.
  
  Considering the small team is just 8 trained riders and the rest just collecting dole money, who would have thought they would dare reach close to a level of the mighty Aus. super teams with 20+ riders earning and churning full-time.
  
  Is this as good as it gets for the part-time cycle team?
  I predict a demise, unless we can invest the cash in another good rider and refrain from the usual spend on post-race karaoke bars and dancing girls.

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Comments


AusGo at 10:53 13/4-2018
  I would buy Perry for Div 1. You'll be fine

Ello Ello at 10:24 13/4-2018
  lol, stop being so negative, Perry's incredible and you've got some good riders around him, you may drop but you won't go any lower than div 5.
  
  Only thing I'd say is that for waltz Perry >> Suchland


Schiavi di Don at 09:50 13/4-2018
  Soon us Hamsters will rule the world!

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